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The conclusion: The rooster is fine, dog is fine, everyone is happy, except my grandmother.While rooster crowing might seem like nothing more than mindless noise to us, it plays a variety of important roles in mating, security, and more. There is no need to say my brother and me had a straight face for good ten seconds before we started laughing. She calls our neighbor to come over tomorrow and kill the f-ing rooster. We hear the rooster making that sound from the stables the loudest he can make it, and our grandmother runs out of the stables cursing again, half deaf from it. Oh, God, this is the funniest part of the story… She returns to the stables and me and my brother go outside to enjoy the beautiful day.
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He is in the stables, a little distressed, but fine. Not good… And then our grandmother bursts in (second time that day) and tells us that the rooster is alive. While she is cooling off, we call our parents and tell my Dad that we have to take the dog to the city. We know she needs to cool down so we send her to the goats and tell her we will take care of it.
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So ,she starts cursing the dog on Serbian, Romanian and French language (I didn’t know she knew how to do it) and calls a vet to kill our dog. Although she said that she hates that animal, she actually likes it. We don’t know what happened, only thing we know is that, when we came home, we saw the “cage” lying on the floor, stump far away from there and a couple of feathers. And I have to say, while we were out there, having fun, eating candies and chocolate (I don’t care if you are jealous, you probably are), our dog, the famous German shepherd, had fun on its own. So we go around the country and eat candies and all stuff (I bet you are jealous right now). Now, I already said that it is Easter, and that is the only day in year I visit the rest of the family. After that, my parents return to the city, and we are left with our grandmother. My father lowers the ax and puts the rooster in a “cage” (it is the basket from the freezer we are not using anymore) and puts the stamp over the “cage”. My mother yells out of the kitchen: “I am NOT cleaning that mess up!” That was the most hilarious scene I saw that day. So he places him on the stamp and raises the ax… And then… I started protesting, like, “No, you can’t kill that poor animal! Look at him, Dad, he is so cute! You are a monster!” Didn’t help at all. Of course, my father, being that my grandma is his mother-in-law, has no option of saying no. So, for Easter, while the whole family was enjoying the resurrection of Christ, my grandmother bursts into the room holding our rooster by its legs and demanding that my father takes the ax and kills the rooster. You see, every time she goes to feed the goats, that rooster goes inside the stables and makes that sound that roosters make (I can’t write it once more, because I will die of laughter). To me, that is interesting, but not to my grandmother. You can pet it, play with it, it follows you everywhere. Me and my brother were spending Easter with my grandmother. So the story goes like this: It was a day after Easter and… F**k this! Wait, let me start from the beginning. Also we bought her a German shepherd that anything but fearsome. She has a couple of goats, chickens and this rooster. Note: I need to clear some things right now. It is actually about a rooster, German shepherd and my grandmother. Yeah… It was fun…Īnyway, my story has nothing to do with peacocks (hehehe, peacocks), geese (God, who makes up these words?) and Roman-I-Secretly-Wish-It-Was-Galactic-Empire. Yes, I meant The-Biggest-Most Badass-Brutal-And- Conquering-Roman Empire. And yet, maybe because we live on the ruins of an Empire that was saved by couple of geese (heheh, this is also funny) and used peacocks like an alarm for intruders (peacock is also funny). One question: How do you call that sound that rooster makes? Is it really Cock-a-doodle-doo? Really? Come on! In my language it sounds more serious.